"William Shakesbeer" Quote Unisex T-Shirt — OBSIDIAN & CO

A quote for the ages. 🎭🍺

Historians have long debated whether Shakespeare actually said this. He didn't. But honestly? He should have.

"Thy words have entered mine ears and have wrought absolutely f*ck all."
~ William Shakesbeer

This shirt is for the passive-aggressive intellectuals, the meeting survivors, the people who sit through 45-minute presentations and feel nothing but the slow passage of time.

Why This Shirt Gets It

• Ultra-soft 100% ring-spun cotton — as timeless as the Bard himself
• Unisex fit — indifference has no gender
• Lightweight 4.5 oz — light enough to wear while ignoring people
• No side seams — seamless, like your excuses for not listening
• Tear-away label — because reading is already too much effort

The Print

An original OBSIDIAN & CO design. Elegant script. Devastating honesty. William Shakesbeer would be proud.

True to size. Pairs well with a pint, a blank stare, and zero follow-up questions.