"I Googled My Symptoms" Funny Medical Unisex T-Shirt — OBSIDIAN & CO
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$33.67
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"I Googled My Symptoms" Funny Medical Unisex T-Shirt — OBSIDIAN & CO
$33.67
WebMD said cancer. Google said fine. The truth? Classified. 🕵️💻
You had a headache. Maybe a slight cough. Possibly a weird feeling in your left elbow.
So you did what any rational person would do. You Googled it.
Three tabs, two rabbit holes, and one existential crisis later — turns out you're completely fine. The symptoms? Not yours. The problem? Somewhere much higher up.
"I Googled My Symptoms. Turns Out I'm Fine, The Government Is Lying."
Medically Approved Features
- Ultra-soft 100% ring-spun cotton — doctor-recommended comfort (probably)
- Unisex fit — hypochondria has no gender
- Lightweight 4.5 oz — light enough to wear while doom-scrolling WebMD
- No side seams — seamless, like the official narrative
- Tear-away label — no paper trail, no diagnosis
The Print
An original OBSIDIAN & CO design. Relatable. Unhinged. Medically inaccurate. Politically suspicious.
True to size. Not a substitute for actual medical advice. Please see a real doctor. Or don't. You seem fine.