"Beer: 2000 Years" Classic Unisex T-Shirt — OBSIDIAN & CO
Daisy / S
$33.67
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"Beer: 2000 Years" Classic Unisex T-Shirt — OBSIDIAN & CO
$33.67
Cheers to 2000 years of service. 🍺🍺
No invention in human history has done more for mankind than beer. Not the wheel. Not fire. Not the internet.
Beer.
It has carried us through awkward first dates, terrible family reunions, and Monday mornings since the Roman Empire. This shirt is a toast — to the real MVP.
Wear It With Pride
- Ultra-soft 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth like a cold pint on a hot day
- Unisex fit — beer brings everyone together
- Lightweight 4.5 oz — light enough to lift after several rounds
- No side seams — more room for snacks and poor decisions
- Tear-away label — because squinting at labels is a sober activity
The Print
Bold, loud, and historically accurate. An original OBSIDIAN & CO design featuring two very enthusiastic pints clinking in celebration of 2000 years of liquid courage.
True to size. Best worn at any event where someone will definitely not find it appropriate.