"I'm Da Real Reptilian" Conspiracy Unisex T-Shirt — OBSIDIAN & CO

The truth is out there. 🦎💵

You've suspected it for years. The yellow eyes. The forked tongue. The suspiciously perfect smile. The money falling from nowhere.

Well. Now it's confirmed.

"I'm Da Real Reptilian. They All Are."

This shirt is for the conspiracy theorists, the red-string-on-corkboard enthusiasts, the people who look at politicians and think: "something's not right here." You're not wrong. You're just early.

Cold-Blooded Features

• Ultra-soft 100% ring-spun cotton — warm enough for a cold-blooded creature
• Unisex fit — reptilians come in all shapes
• Lightweight 4.5 oz — easy to wear while connecting the dots
• No side seams — seamless, like the cover-up
• Tear-away label — no evidence left behind

The Print

An original OBSIDIAN & CO design. Bold. Unhinged. Historically plausible (allegedly).

True to size. OBSIDIAN & CO neither confirms nor denies the existence of reptilian overlords. Stay vigilant.